The Church of the NFL

I've often heard my husband declare that from September to January, he attends the church of the NFL.  And it got me thinking.  Are church and football really one in the same?

The TOP TEN Ways Football and Church

are not *That* Different

10. There are people huddling close, shaking hands, and of course, kneeling down at all the important parts.

9. "Glory glory Hallelujah!" "Amen!" or "Thanks be to God!" may be shouted out repeatedly.

8. The man in charge is sitting way up high.

7. A community gathers once a week for a sharing of light snacks and some booze.

6. The line for the food is always long.

5. Usually you end up standing so you can see better.

4. There's always someone a little "off" sitting next to you.

3. No matter who wins or loses, every Sunday is a triumphant victory over evil.

2. If you're late for kickoff, ain't no fire and brimstone.  They're just happy you've joined the celebration.  And all are welcome.

1. At collection time, you're always throwing your money in.