An Irish Quickie

A Nontraditional Irish Blessing
For best results, read aloud using your best Irish accent. 
(Irish accents can easily slip into Pirate accent, so be careful, eh laddies?)

May the road to the liquor store rise to meet you,
May the babysitter not back out,
May the sun shine warm upon your pasty white face,
As you enjoy every cold glass of stout.

May the luck o' the Irish be with you,
May the Leprechaun give you a wink,
May it certainly not be your wee ones,
When someone asks, "What is that stink?"

May your journey's end of the rainbow,
Award you a large pot of gold,
And so now you can pay for that face lift,
Get the first available appointment, you're old.

If you can still count, count your blessings,
And imagine kissing the Blarney stone,
Then be happy to pass the Whiskey, lads,
Cause that means you're not drinking alone.

Happy St. Patty's Day weekend, one and all!

This is what happens when your Mom shops on clearance after LAST year's St. Patty's Day...where's the flood, Mom?

 

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