Pack it Up, Parker Brothers

Dear Game-Making Mogul,

Jackie is giving you a run for your money.  He creates, designs, and puts his own new twists on popular games.  He needs no assistant and he takes payment in the form of mashed pears.  If you're interested in adding him to your team, please contact me, his agent. 

Hi-Ho Cheerio Scavenger Hunt
A game of nonstop, bend down, "where'd-they-go?" action as you search high and low for hidden, forgotten about, and spit-coated oats!  Try to collect them all!

Apples To...The Eye
A live action dart board, this target is always moving.  Ready, aim, and feed--try to get the applesauce in the opponent's mouth while avoiding the eyes, ears, hair, tv screen, or neighbor's cat.  First one to finish their bowl wins!




Shoots! and Bladders
Get ready to race your opponents in this "Musical Chairs" style contest to see which person gets stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. It's sure to make you do the "dance!"

Super Soaker
Try your hand at this skill-tester as you pour different amounts of water in the sippy cup, and watch as--when catapulted from off the side of the high chair--it lands, pops open, and you see how quickly you can move out of the line of fire! Raincoat not included, but definitely encouraged.

Operation {Baby Proofing}
It's a race against the clock!  Using speed and accuracy, you must remove tempting objects from every corner of the house.  You'll know you're finished when you're left with one couch and the kitchen sink.  "Where tiny fingers roam, you must baby-proof your home!"

Laundry Jenga
Grab for that shirt, but be careful not to knock down the whole clothes tower!  "Loads" of family fun!

Trouble {in the Pack N Play}
This game is pure delight!  Simply place various objects back into the pack-n-play faster than your opponent can throw them back out (at you).  Protective head and eye wear recommended.

Open at Your Own Risk
Some contain nothing, others--a hidden treasure.  Using the least amount of wipes as you can, see if you can out-genie your opponent and work your way up to becoming the ultimate diaper master! 

Clue (Me In)!
Find out who's guilty in this classic whodunit!  It was Jackie.  In the car seat.  With that box of macaroni and cheese dinner that slipped out of a grocery bag last week.

Hot Potato Baby
Pass your opponent to the next available person so that you can go take a nap.  When the music stops, hopefully you don't hear it cause you're asleep.  At the neighbor's house.

Cootie Counter
Challenge your inner germophobe on a whole new level as you quickly collect cooties from various questionable substances left on bibs, binkies, and burp cloths in every room in your home!  First one with all the cooties wins!

Pantropoly
Outsmart your opponents as you build your Gerber Empire until you've taken up one whole shelf of the pantry.  Then start on the next one.  No Free Parking or Get Out of Jail cards, but if you pass GO, you may collect an expired coupon for more baby food. 

Life
This one is not actually a game. If, in reality, you wish your life were a game so that someone else could maybe play it instead of you for a good long while, well, I'm not sure, but I believe there is a number you can call for that. 

And, coming soon!

Candy Banned
Find out, one sticky piece at a time, how many times you step in it before you lose it, swear uncontrollably, and then heave it all into the trash! 

Happy Friday, Everyone!  And Happy March!