I'm Blowing the Horn

Ever listen to the words of some popular children's songs?  I mean really listen?

I've Been Working on the Railroad

I don't know who is in the kitchen with Dinah, but I hope for Dinah's sake it's not Chef Gordon Ramsay.     

Ants Go Marching
It might be time to appoint a new leader, guys.  Clearly, that "little one" is holding the colony up with all the stopping for trivial tasks.  You won't see it coming, but by the time you get where you're going, you'll be too old and wrinkly to enjoy retirement.  Plus, you'll need an antennae replacement and thorax surgery.  Will Medicare cover that?

The Animal Fair
"The monkey he got drunk and sat on the elephant's trunk."  The repeat offender was last seen horseplaying out in the parking lot right after the bartender's Last Call! announcement.  And he didn't pay his tab--again.

There's a Hole in my Bucket
Liza and Henry.  Henry and Liza.  Okay, you two, there are a lot of excuses being made here.  Henry, what's wrong with YOU fetching something for once?  And Liza, getting him to see your point is like getting Stevie Wonder to say, "Yeah, this is what I always pictured it looking like."  I hope you signed a prenup, sweetheart.


Pop Goes the Weasel
The moral here: Don't____with the weasel.  Surprise mean streak + refusing to take rage medication = violent combination.

Ten in the Bed
Unless you're the Jolie-Pitt family...

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
May we suggest contacting the folks over at My Strange Addiction?

 

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